Moody
Moody arrived on Christmas Day 2003 as “something larger than life and completely unexpected”. We found each other in the JoaFruit chatrooms, then flirted outrageously in public. We were never lovers, although suggesting otherwise made for a better story. I declared him “very cool and sexy and interesting”, partly because it was true and partly to make the other Beautiful Abusers jealous. Meet the new weblogger → Get personal in the forum →
Then Moody moved to Japan and became a real-life friend and co-blogger. By 2005 we were the last 2 regular JoaFruit writers standing, so the site divided into connected blogs: JoaFruit and MoodyFruit. While my popular posts at the time contained ugly dogs and art projects, his contained surprise birthdays, self-fellatio and a convenient category collecting all his porn posts. He also invented the Moodypose™, a polished pout that travelled across the sea to Korea. Read the New JoaFruit declaration → Compare our most popular pages → Try the Moodypose™ →
At Christmas 2005 I stayed with Moody and his partner Timmy in Tokyo. We partied, came home at 5am and slept through much of the following day. Using Moody’s internet, I cancelled the old JoaFruit server and asked readers to preserve it in a “special rose-tinted museum fridge of the mind”. Moody and Timmy are still together nearly 20 years later. The server died, but they did considerably better. Stay with Moody and Timmy → Switch off old JoaFruit →